BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
if you ever feel annoying
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#it probably took ages to get them like this #they started out with only one blanket #which lead to a lot of problems #natasha nearly smothered tony with a pillow because he was hogging the covers #thor was too hot and didn’t want any blankets but he was stuck in the middle and they didn’t want to have to crawl all over each other #to rearrange themselves #everyone started getting antsy #bruce almost hulked out before steve suggested they go get another blanket #but by the time the issue was resolved they were all too awake #so maria came up with some warm milk #and when that didn’t work she called in fury #who sat next to the bed and read them go the fuck to sleep#until they went the fuck to sleep #and then took this picture for blackmail purposes
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Will probably would’ve gave him that “Knock Ya Lights Out” punch lol.
I ain’t even mad cuz dude was outta pocket.
The reactions from the folks around him are very telling. Very.
Like, in that first gif, which was right after the dude tried to kiss him, the dude in the back was laughing, until Will popped him, and suddenly his face changed. Like, it was funny when Will was getting groped and kissed against his will, but not so funny when Will reacts like a normal person whose boundaries have been crossed. “Wait, you mean it’s not okay for this guy to grab on you like that? What do you mean folks can’t touch you?”
And the second one, the folks behind him look confused, too, along with whoever that woman is, staring, as though perplexed by his unwillingness to be poked, prodded and propositioned at the will of whoever might decide to do so.
I feel like if it was Natalie Portman getting assaulted like that, they would have had dude on the floor, and likely called the cops on him, maybe arrested him.
“But Will’s a guy, he can handle himself, that’s different!” Don’t act like some of y’all weren’t thinking it.
But he did handle himself, and now certain folks are tryna be on his ass about it. Can’t have it both ways. Either you get personal boundaries and you get to defend them, or you don’t.
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I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”