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Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

theneverendingdrums:

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

20 May 0:52
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touyababy:

hey

hey fandom

you can judge me now

20 May 0:48
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laughinyohead:

pantsareunwelcome:

This gif of how a zipper works is oddly calming.

You are now relaxed. You will have a great day.

This zipper gif’s got you covered.

I nearly fell asleep when watching this.

20 May 0:47
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nicksmason:

if you ever feel annoying

remember

at least you don’t run absolutefunniestposts

20 May 0:45
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20 May 0:05
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19 May 23:56
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every fandom ever

19 May 23:55
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loveinthekeyof-e:

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kyssthis16:

Will probably would’ve gave him that “Knock Ya Lights Out” punch lol.

I ain’t even mad cuz dude was outta pocket. 

The reactions from the folks around him are very telling. Very.

Like, in that first gif, which was right after the dude tried to kiss him, the dude in the back was laughing, until Will popped him, and suddenly his face changed. Like, it was funny when Will was getting groped and kissed against his will, but not so funny when Will reacts like a normal person whose boundaries have been crossed. “Wait, you mean it’s not okay for this guy to grab on you like that? What do you mean folks can’t touch you?”

And the second one, the folks behind him look confused, too, along with whoever that woman is, staring, as though perplexed by his unwillingness to be poked, prodded and propositioned at the will of whoever might decide to do so.

I feel like if it was Natalie Portman getting assaulted like that, they would have had dude on the floor, and likely called the cops on him, maybe arrested him.

“But Will’s a guy, he can handle himself, that’s different!” Don’t act like some of y’all weren’t thinking it.

But he did handle himself, and now certain folks are tryna be on his ass about it. Can’t have it both ways. Either you get personal boundaries and you get to defend them, or you don’t.

bolded for emphasis.

19 May 23:53
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russian-tupperware:

colorfulrussianfireworks:

we true homies

we ride together we die together

batman and the feathery asshole

19 May 23:38
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russian-tupperware:

colorfulrussianfireworks:

we true homies

we ride together we die together

batman and the feathery asshole

19 May 23:19
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barackfuckingobama:

I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like

“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.” 

19 May 23:17
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nigga—san:

I have to fucking go to church tomorrow

 

/sobs forever 

19 May 23:16
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skeeturz:

pretty fan art sourced to zerochan